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Fishing Demotivational Poster

FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.

TAGS: fishing buddies i love em
Rating: 4.17/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:44 pm
is this a gay test? lol
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:43 pm
... the origin of the fish smell
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:37 pm


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:06 am
Well it seems that the time based repeat vote locking algorithm is somewhat less than eight months - so 5L again!
Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm

IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!

GIVE A MAN A FISH, AND HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY - Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

TAGS: fishing
Rating: 4.44/5

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rerun - January 11, 2013, 8:30 pm

make it into a poster
Krazeek - January 11, 2013, 4:37 pm
Nice one, but I prefer: "Build a man a fire and you warm him for a few hours. Set him on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life."

MILF - Man I Love Fishing

TAGS: milf man i love fishing
Rating: 4.83/5

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c0okydough - July 7, 2011, 9:44 am
she certainly is...
Reality Lord - July 4, 2011, 2:12 pm



TAGS: god fishing lie swear big
Rating: 4.23/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:14 pm
but the you let it go and off it went with your cr5ss
jig - January 28, 2012, 12:10 pm
Finally explained

SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?

TAGS: japan toilet sign fishing lure
Rating: 4.55/5

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Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 3:52 pm
Those toilets probably smell of bass anyways.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:32 am
I almost wet my pants...i dont see that one crossed off so it must be ok
champ99 - June 9, 2011, 3:30 pm
Or sewer Bass perhaps?
MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 12:36 pm
Maybe he's fishing for crappie? Just a thought....

WOMAN WISDOM - How to get rid of your husband on week ends.

TAGS: woman man fish fishing week end
Rating: 4.47/5

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thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:48 pm
sorry just wanted to tell people to be nice, too :)
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:44 am
…and steve, check out suzie’s last poster (back in Feb)….rather ironic
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:36 am
thesun seems a tad bot-like…several fractured, non-beating heart (I have no brain) comments like this in a row…..admin? the hammer please
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 11:02 pm
Then again...you may prefer posters on Motitwist...they are positive messages...this site is called demotivational for a reason...and telling 70000 posters to be nice and wholesome will be time consuming for you...or you could TiVO Seventh Heaven...
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 10:32 pm
Remember that Simpson's episode where the Native American Indian is told not to turn around when he's sees a tossed bit of litter? But he ignores the advice and ends up going ballistic? My advice...don't turn around...
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
please let's be respectful of and to God :) and nice :)

A STIFF ROD - Imperative for a great day of fishing !

MEAN PEOPLE - We live life to the fullest


KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.

TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......


I LOVE TO FISH - It's a chance to get away from it all, get in touch with nature and relax!

TAGS: fishing river crowded
Rating: 4.55/5

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MilDoc - April 21, 2011, 2:34 pm
Very nice use of the photo, B-man! 5 Trouts
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:49 pm
I would think "get away from it" means farther than twenty centimeters, but that is just My attitude... I think.

MY FISHIN BUDDY SAM - Sssshhhh! Don't tell my wife her whole name is Samantha!


TAGS: fishing stories tall tales
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 22, 2016, 1:50 am

Thanks, dizz!
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:46 am
I hadn't heard this 1 before! Thanks for sharing it! I'll have to make up my favorite 1 LUV it!!!!! ^!


TAGS: patience days fishing fails wins
Rating: 4.87/5

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lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 10:14 pm

Fishing all day is a BAD thing? Sigh...
GaryO - March 13, 2012, 8:29 am
nice vice...very nice



TAGS: ice fishing bored
Rating: 4.5/5

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sfam - July 7, 2011, 10:19 pm
Now I see it. Thanks, spacedog
duxrus - July 7, 2011, 6:53 pm
I once got talked into going ice fishing when I was in high school. The only thing good about the experience was the bottle of Yukon Jack that was brought along. That was a LLLoooong time ago. I never went again and don't intend to. Cheers.
spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:40 pm
Of course the bucket could be sitting on the roof of his pick-up and he's trying to hook his beer through the window...
spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:38 pm
He's sitting on the bucket that will carry his fish. Once it doesn't have anymore beer in it anyway.
sfam - July 7, 2011, 2:59 pm
If that's ice then why is he waist deep?
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:38 pm
however, just like regular fishing, it's still pretty easy to fall out of the boat, so be careful everyone. =)
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:29 pm
A lot like regular fishing, but your beer is colder.

ICE FISHING - Don't tell me I'm doing it wrong It's the right way when I can use my own finger for bait after one hour fishing


TAGS: snorkel dive fishing snow
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:45 pm
Without "then", this is aces.

URGH! - I hate people who have a constant need for approval. If you agree, give me 5 lions.

TAGS: fishing for lions
Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - June 13, 2011, 7:13 pm
Pretty clever :-)
Sho - June 12, 2011, 9:43 pm
I don't know about this...

SPORT FISHING HAWAIIAN STYLE - Bass Masters is for wimps!


TAGS: fishing dark humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - November 6, 2013, 7:56 am

Another Fish -

ICE FISHING - Did I tell you about the time I caught crabs Ice Fishing? But enough about your mother...

TAGS: ice fishing deadliest catch crabs
Rating: 4.58/5

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whatukno - July 29, 2010, 12:37 am
Thank you, thank you very much :)
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 7:06 pm
Nice one. 5L


OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, - Osama saw his shot at 72 virgins being delivered by courier. He's still fishing for the virgins.

SWEDISH FISH - Its always the little ones, that snap first.

FISHING - dude... somebody told me Spongebob lives here


HHT #1 -


TAGS: youthful memory fishing forever tapeworm
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - June 3, 2012, 2:44 pm
HAH! Good one, nice doggy


TAGS: fishing and standing on shore
Rating: 4.79/5

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falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
What wreck is this?


EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS - Never mind the one that got away. You should of seen the damn bait we had to use!

TAGS: fishing biggest texas
Rating: 4.5/5

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steve1961 - August 9, 2012, 1:52 pm
Oh cool...a Canadian inch worm...how did get so far south?
SethMythrax - August 9, 2012, 1:35 pm
Id like to see Bear Grylls from Man Vs Wild eat that......

Shark Fishing -

LUCK - is a bitch.

TAGS: luck shark fishing sunny
Rating: 3.63/5

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Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 8:59 pm
Good attempt. 3L mostly because salmon don't get that red coloration til they get into estuaries to spawn, and even if that shark was there that water is way too shallow.

BRIBERY - Never give up the best catch ever. You can always get another wife.

ICE FISHING - You're doin' it wrong.


TAGS: want to be my fishing hole
Rating: 2.77/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:46 am
...then pulling it out and having to de-scale and clean it. Oh yeah.

CAP FLEMISH - "That's Where The Fish Are." Asshole.

TAGS: perfect storm cap flemish fish fishing fisherman humor fun asshole fish clooney
Rating: 1.55/5

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chareuleu - May 27, 2008, 7:12 am
it's a quote from "the perfect storm", and after that it's what I think of the captain of the "Andrea Gail" and his brilliant ideas. John Hawkes died because of this asshole ! /me runs off to cry too
Um - May 26, 2008, 10:38 pm
OK, I don't get it. There, I said it! Happy now? /me runs off to cry
jo - May 26, 2008, 11:45 am
a giant wave: what else ?

DAD... - you got me up at the crack of dawn for this shit!

AND ONE GIRL - She came back with a big red snapper.

TAGS: let s go fishing
Rating: 4/5

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LogicDude - February 3, 2010, 8:44 am
Hilarious!!! 5 fishy Lions!

YO DAWGING A WISE GUY - maybe not your best move

TAGS: could be a fishing trip coming up
Rating: 3.93/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
Naw...Dre is fucking Ben affleck....I'm sure they let Jimmy watch.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
Who gets stuck banging Jimmy Kimmel? I nominate Dre...he's gone right? Yeah, then I definitely nominate Dre!
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 2:22 am
How about them apples?!?!?!
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 2:14 am
*life keeps me busy
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 2:13 am
sorry, like keeps me busy. dont have time to keep up with stuf
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:09 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:08 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:07 am
One more goes right over CANADAS head.......shocked! Mo.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 2:06 am
dont fuck him! thats gay
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:00 am
and I'm fucking Matt Damon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:00 am
I'm really ttoo drunk to type....just know that i love you/
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 1:53 am
Dawg how? You sayin' that I like peanutbutter? 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:52 am
or a wounded burro......Yo Aggy.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 1:51 am
If there is, I'll advise that it's used sparingly... or I'm going to go at the queue like it's a wounded pinata.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 6:39 pm
Awesome, so is there some kind of generator out there to make these yo dawg posters?

FISHING TRIPS - Reserved for men....but I guess I can make an exception for your sister


TAGS: fine line fishing idiot
Rating: 3.61/5

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agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:57 pm
LMAO! I think MO is working on some latent urges.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:57 pm
*"golf" (not gold???)
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:56 pm
Dammit MO, I was talkin' to aggiford.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:56 pm
That'd be like zappin' fish in a barrel ... which would be the OTHER "gold" of cruelty sports. Only the willing victim would not be nearly as mentally agile.
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:54 pm
Don't taze me bro!!! zzzzzz *snickers*
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:53 pm
Me next, me next!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:51 pm
By "hoser" I'll assume you mean "tazer" ... hey, look! Behind you!
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:44 pm
No way hoser! Take off eh!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:43 pm
Hey MO ... hold still, bro.
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:31 pm
Funny, but I like.... oh, fine.
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:29 pm
Get that tazer delivered yet, Sean?
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:27 pm
No line at all. Fishing is the "golf" of recreational cruelty.
Ed-Hyde - July 28, 2009, 10:34 am
Standing on the beach . . . listening to the wife . . . standing on the beach . . . Gotta go with standing on the beach.
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 9:32 am
i like this one.done it lots
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:43 am
Hooks snag on chicken wire.
RONSART - July 28, 2009, 1:33 am
Thx Mr. TrashHeap...nope never made one...have be assigned some in the bottom of mine...but just there because of this last re-adjustment...so staying quiet...lol...sure others of mine are lost, but can,t find yet...lol Tunnels Suck...Reposts Suck...etc.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:56 am
5L Ron. Ypo are the fuckin master. So in over 1000 posters have you made a single tunnel?
MO - July 27, 2009, 8:03 pm
Mines got two slap chops!!! She'll hook us up!!! (and a purdy mean right hook)
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:59 pm
Duuuuude!!! Dude?
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:57 pm
I'll have my girl make sammiches. Dudes shouldn't make sammiches for other dudes.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:52 pm
No hooker! YOU bring samichez, I bring Becks.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:50 pm
Fishing mit da tuna fish? I'm partial to chicken or (shaddup) pizza... when I fish, I.... wait.... is another dude offering to make sammiches for me? Ummmmm...
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:46 pm
You don't like Becks...light, but I'd buy you some motor oil. You bring tuna fish samichez.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:31 pm
(bring beer)
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:14 pm
If it was easy, they'd call it catching....just saying.

ICE FISHING - The sport has lost it's appeal since quantity restrictions were lifted.

TAGS: ice fishing
Rating: 3.36/5

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BuZZbomb - September 18, 2009, 8:48 pm
WHOO HOO!! Thanks for the compliments everyone!
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 10:52 am
Nice one BuZZbomb.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 12:18 am
Droll. Very. 5ish.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 12:14 am
I knew there was something in this one that called to me.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 12:10 am
8am: The pub is buzzing as they prepare Mooooo's first whiskey on the rocks.

ICE FISHING - Some ice in my bourbon and probably a girl who looks like fish That's he way I do it

TAGS: ice fishing
Rating: 3/5

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pieman - July 28, 2010, 3:21 pm
After a few of those you don't really care if it is a fish do you.

A BAD DAY OF FISHING - There are two types of fisherman. Those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish. It works for ME..

DOING BOTH AT ONCE - Is Too Dangerous. Let Me Finish The First And If I'm Not Too Tired I'll Try The Second.

TAGS: a new twist on fishing
Rating: 2.86/5

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agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 7:55 pm
Not tackling her is akin to leaving evidence at the scene of the crime.


SHARK BAIT - OK now I get why he insisted so much in taking the dog with him when going big fishing.

HOLY MACKEREL - "Thar she blows, Matey."

TAGS: fishing seasick barf
Rating: 2.38/5

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boston - August 4, 2012, 1:25 pm

Catch and Release -

TAGS: catch release fishing late
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:50 pm

F i s h i n g s t o r i e s -

TAGS: fishing stories sabotage seems fishy to me silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 25, 2013, 9:33 am
Well, now….wunner who the weird uncle might be…….note to self; put clothes back on when Motifaking.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2013, 11:07 pm
Am I the son?...I wanna be the son, those old guys are weird...
Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 10:01 pm

Praise from rerun, Moo+ and GaryO... that's like the father, son and weird uncle of the Moti-Network. Thanks guys, glad you like it.
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 9:16 pm
Presto. Motifaketastic!
rerun - September 23, 2013, 7:42 pm

This is what it is all about.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2013, 5:47 pm
Very cool. 5L

Go Eat Worms -

TAGS: chicken fishing torment
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 12:54 am

sniff...sob...I can so relate to this!~
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 8:56 pm
Gotta Fave this, the 5 is automatic
MissPriss - June 24, 2013, 9:49 am
Aww Greeny (sniffle) who would ever of thought(dab, dab) you(sob)loved chicken! That and you have a sensitive side...5L for the revealing creation.
spacedog - June 24, 2013, 12:20 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 23, 2013, 9:22 pm
5 empty nests.


Fishing -

Aquarium -

Fishing -

TAGS: fishing rod man kitten boat
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 11:00 pm

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2014, 11:00 pm
tell that to the plankton.

Fishing Obsession -

Manitoba Fishermen -

Fishermen -

TAGS: fishing water stick sunset
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 19, 2014, 9:15 am
Purdy funny stuff here, Ashson. 5L

Female Logic -

patience -


TAGS: fishing lonely love widower lake
Rating: 4.55/5

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Sean - July 13, 2010, 1:56 pm
FREEDOM's just another word for ... thank God I used chicken wire. Take a bow, aggy.
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 10:46 pm
Amazazing, but whats new from the mexican that smells like burnt electrical circuits and tacos? Any less and i would think he was sober?
spacedog - July 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Beautiful...*wipes a tear

YOINK! - Quick Fred! Grab the... never mind. #@*%. What are we still doing here? Why did I listen to you? Ice fishing... bah!

TRAFFIC - It scares away the fish


TAGS: unless you are fishing for pokemon
Rating: 4.25/5

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Anything - June 12, 2010, 6:23 pm
Anything - June 12, 2010, 6:22 pm
Thanks aggy. I just woke up in the morning with a brilliant idea of ripping of a certain joke.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:25 am
Solid 9L material.


TAGS: japan fishing radiation
Rating: 4.18/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:16 am
mmmmm Flounder

FISHING - since when is it wrong to fish in toilets!?

TAGS: fishing toilet wtf
Rating: 4/5

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l33tm4st3r - July 24, 2012, 3:27 pm
nice catch i didn't see that
noiretnopal - June 28, 2012, 12:08 am
oh and you can see his wiener in the top right graph

Ferrets -

TAGS: ferret fishing
Rating: 3.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 11:38 am
I l5ve ferrets. I hate that here in California one can't own a ferret without a wildlife license... because some kid's face was chewed off. That was negligence on the parents' part. It's not the ferret's fault that children taste so juicy sweet. 5L

FISHING OFF A CLIFF - Because beaches and River Banks are for the unadventurous.


ICE FISHING - A nice time to spend with your kids and beer (even better without the kids)

TAGS: ice fishing
Rating: 3.13/5

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DOUBLE MEANINGS - Honey, I'm going fishing and I'm not coming home until I catch something

TAGS: fishing trash bangladesh
Rating: 3.11/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:08 pm
Pilot test of Obama care.
Ding - January 26, 2011, 12:58 pm
I think dysentry is favourable to what else she might find in there...
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 12:31 pm
Like a bit of dysentery?


TAGS: ice fishing beer
Rating: 2.91/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 3:13 pm
beer,fishing,and girls.whats not to like?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 6:31 pm
Me likey....5 Lions.

ALL THE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE - and you want to go fishing? "yes..."

FLY FISHING BY J.R. HARTLEY - a book damn hard to find

TAGS: fly fishing j r hartley jr rnr
Rating: 2/5

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Redneck Slayer - November 11, 2008, 7:06 pm
L.L. Beans has it.

FISHING - some do it differently than others

TAGS: fishing animals grandma common
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 1:44 am

Mistakes -

TAGS: attack fishing ocean water fish
Rating: 1.75/5

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Rated RKO - July 29, 2008, 2:52 pm
PhotoShop, gotta love it.
TShirtHell - July 9, 2008, 7:31 am
GAME DAY: More like Game Over.

HOLY CRAP - Carl's JR.


TAGS: no fishing
Rating: 1.1/5

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agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
Is this a PSA? Why not just go with "No need to add words"? Same effect.

Look the Part -

TAGS: smart phones fishing wright quote
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 8, 2015, 6:54 pm
5Long months sitting for a portrait and not even a nibble
GaryO - July 7, 2015, 9:12 pm
there's more to this than I'm seein'...dang scotch...don't tell me

Fishing -

TAGS: rowboat whale fishing
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 13, 2016, 4:20 am
Good one Ashy! chuckle, chuckle... ^!
JesusWept - November 13, 2016, 2:52 am
Whales are not fish, you know :p

Sleep When You're Dead. Let's Go Fishing -

TAGS: godfather fredo fishing murder
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - June 16, 2016, 5:30 pm
Don't forget the Hail Mary XD ^^^^^Up

Bait -

Unbelievable -

TAGS: funny fishing middelburg mpumalanga sexy
Rating: 4.75/5
spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:36 pm
Heh, hammerhead shank is looking to plant a nail.